you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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