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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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