Need sex. Gaining weight.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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