Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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