sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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