She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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