Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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