I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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