Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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