What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
