omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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