rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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