what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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