I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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