i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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