Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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