i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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