she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
