girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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