Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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