It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
home. puking in laundry basket.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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