He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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