Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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