dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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