if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I heard we made out
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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