What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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