Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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