my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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