I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His nipple licking is glorious
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