Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
