:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
