Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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