"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sext me about skeletons
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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