she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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