Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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