Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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