if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
