So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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