We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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