Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
