hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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