So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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