We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Randomize
