Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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