You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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