he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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