I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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