just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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