he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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