I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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