They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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